This burlesque club contains a stripper pole, but is hardly worth it unless you know someone who will hook up drinks.

Lunch there before a visit at the MET with a walk in Central Park

Dumbo, which stands for 'Down Under the Manhattan Bridge Overpass,' is a neat neighborhood in Brooklyn that is at an awesome vantage point of Manhattan. There are cool rocks on the shore of Brooklyn Bridge Park that are fun to relax on and sneak alcoholic beverages.

Empty, but not abandoned, this cavernous Brooklyn loading dock was once considered the largest individual building in the world.

Giant dinosaurs. And the rest of the museum is great if you also like giant whales and outer space and especially the life size dioramas of animals and cave people, which might be the very best Art in all of the city. Sigh.